im so drunk n happy
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I love this working girl live blogging and I wanna hear more about yelly treadmill guy he sounds fun
i spend like 40% of my work day blogging i’m the WORST… but yeah no i love him he’s the best honestly he has the treadmill like under his desk so he walks while doing work and yelling at our app developers in poland because theyre useless… bless his soul…….
im really weird about authority like i’ll usually refuse it and can frankly be a little offended when people try to boss me around… unless…. i really like the authority figure in which case i do a 180° and become Ultimate Teachers Pet Goody Two Shoes Angelic Princess Deluxe like…
my favourite boss is bonding with this smarty pants i-wear-a-bra-and-went-to-college co worker of mine and i am not the slightest bit jealous…
update: i’ve changed position of favourite boss to the hyperactive head of tech who has a treadmill in his office and yells at people a lot on the phone. he’s my father figure now
bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge
I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?